Small Time Crooks

Woody Allen

Ray

Tracey Ullman

Frenchy

Michael Rapaport

Denny

Tony Darrow

Tommy

Jon Lovitz

Benny

Hugh Grant

David

Elaine May

May

Sam Josepher

Real Estate Agent

Lawrence Howard Levy

Dynamite Dealer

Brian Markinson

Cop

Steve Kroft

Himself

Elaine Stritch

Chi Chi Potter

Carolyn Saxon

Candy Salesperson

Bill Gerber

Cookie Store Customer

Diane Bradley

Cookie Store Customer