
The Onion Movie
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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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Cast

Len Cariou
Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto
Sensei

Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs

Don McManus
Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian

Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Frequently Asked Questions
▸What is The Onion Movie (2008) about?
The Onion Movie is a 2008 comedy film with a runtime of 1h 30m. Directed by Tom Kuntz. Find cast, ratings, and streaming options on LiveStreamTV.pk.
▸Where can I watch The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie may be available on streaming platforms like Netflix, Disney+, Amazon Prime, or others. Check the "Where to Watch" section on this page for current availability in your region.
▸Who directed The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie was directed by Tom Kuntz.












